Crafty Pants!

How I turned this into this, this Halloween season.

1. Rake the leaves all over your yard.  You know you need to do it so just do it.
2. Put a handful of leaves into a white, plastic trash bag.
3. Tie string around the pile of leaves at the bottom of the trash bag.
4. Rip out the plastic handle/tie of your plastic trash bag.
5. Use a black Sharpie to draw on eyes and a mouth.
6. Use a zip tie in the top of the Ghost's head for tying the string through.
7. Grab a stool, box, ladder, whatever you can to get yourself up your tree branches. Be CAREFUL. Don't fall. Don't be dumb.
8. You can throw the roll of string over the branch, holding one end of string instead of any of the above.
9. Hang up your Ghostly Ghost for all the neighborhood to see.

Happy Halloween, Jelly Bean!

Crafty Pants!

How I turned this into this this Halloween season!

1. Do your laundry.
2. Rinse out your Tide Pods container and soak the front sticker off in a sink for a couple of hours. Use warm water with dish soap to really help get that sticker off. It isn't easy.
3. Scrub the wet sticker off with a coin, a scrubby sponge, your finger nails, whatever, this part sucks but just do it.
4. Let your orange Tide container dry.
   
5. Draw your pumpkin face on your container, go CRAY CRAY and have fun!
6. Cut your pumpkin face out with a box cutter or kitchen knife or whatever, DO NOT CUT YOURSELF, don't be stupid and don't blame me if you do cut yourself.  I didn't make you do it. 
7. Use battery operated candles ( 2Pack for $1.00 at the dollar store)
8. When the sun sets and the sky is dark go outside, turn on the fake candle, set it inside your adorable pumpkin, pick the best spot for your pumpkin, set it there for the world to see and enjoy.  

Happy Halloween, JELLY BEAN!